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TO: Emperor Gflurgganx, the most supreme leader of the Bixxad Empire
FROM: Flirggol, General of the Earth Invasion Forces
DATE: 9th of Vrolloj, in the year of Gflurgganx
RE: Invasion of EarthContinue reading “Memorandum: Call Off the Attack, The Earthlings Are Doing the Work For Us!”